Posts tagged tall
Fluent in Meow
Goony-Goo-Goo
I was asked again today so this deserves a re-post.
I’m too tall to shop at Old Navy since they got cheap and greedy.
They cut down their sizing so My 6 foot self can’t fit their clothes anymore. I wrote them an angry letter. How did they respond?
They sent me a coupon.
What the hell am I supposed to do with that?!? Buy 2 pairs of pants and sew them together?
In heels I’m usually about 6’4”. I don’t care. I am Glamazon! Hear me roar.
Coffee & Cigarettes stunt your growth?
I started drinking coffee when I was 12 and Juan Valdez is now my bitch. I smoked my first cigarette at 11 and was enslaved by the Marlboro Man for more than 20 years.
I’m a 6 foot tall woman…Holy hell! I could have broken SEVEN FEET! I wonder if the Jolly Green Giant is single…
